yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
