my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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