what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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