The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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