"it" just moved
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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