Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She made me pour olive oil on her.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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