singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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