i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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