so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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