We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
We had sex on a dog bed..
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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