Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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