Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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