your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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