I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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