shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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