Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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