He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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