I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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