Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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