haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I want to be your penis for a week.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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