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Whod you bang

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im calling her cock vulture from now on

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(727): View more from Florida

I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday

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(972): View more from Texas

I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.

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(541): View more from Oregon

It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.

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(972): View more from Texas

Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.

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(916): View more from California

It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.

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(602): View more from Arizona

All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?

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