come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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