omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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