It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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