he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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