brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Did I show you my penis last night?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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