it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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