Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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