i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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