Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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