Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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