Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
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what?
penguin condom
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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