i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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