Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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