Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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