Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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