Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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