I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
