Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Randomize
