I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Panties = found
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Randomize
