She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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