Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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