Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
