wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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