it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Who died my cat blue again?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I currently don't understand fingers.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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