dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
