some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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