You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
My vagina just recognized that song.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I just want to make out with him forever
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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