i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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