I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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