Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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