its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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