this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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