The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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