Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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