You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Im part way to drunk.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
