Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
This is my gift to your gina
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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