she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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