standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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