Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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